
When I was pregnant my friends told me I'd get pregnancy-brain. Symptoms of pregnancy brain include forgetfulness, absent-mindedness, and basic craziness. I think it was my sister Amber who told me that the fetus eats your brain cells - making the baby smarter, and the mommy dumber. It sounded to me like a fetus-zombie that craves mommy brains for dinner.
Anyway, I thought it was just an excuse other moms used until my mom produced a study showing how the synapses of the brain are affected by pregnancy. Apparently your brain re-wires itself to a certain extent during pregnancy. Until the re-wiring is finished, the mom will experience "pregnancy-brain". The bad thing is, pregnancy-brain can last months into after the baby is born. I have friends with older kids who say they never recovered!
Now, I'm a fairly smart person I like to think. Maybe not Harvard potential, but certainly capable of completing mundane household tasks. However, I find myself completely incompetent now that I have been hit by pregnancy-brain. My 8 1/2 month old zombie baby must have seriously feasted on my brain synapses when he was in the womb. Just when I think I'm getting over it, I have a day like yesterday.
I'm enjoying this week off of work. Yesterday I decided to catch up on laundry. I put the soap and fabric softener in, and started a load. After 45 minutes the buzzer went off and I went in to switch the clothes to the dryer. Well, apparently my baby zombie ate my brain cells that should have told me that I had neglected to actually put the clothes in the washer. I had now completed an entire wash cycle of absolutely nothing.
Later that evening I went to the post-office. I was trying to balance my purse, a huge box, a diaper-bag, and my 22 pound zombie baby, but really that's just an excuse. In reality my zombie baby ate the brain cells that should have told me that it is bad to leave my keys in the car and then lock the door. The result left me stranded outside the now closed post-office, without my purse or cell phone, and holding my cold zombie baby in the dark. Thank goodness for my wonderful dad who has AAA and came to my rescue, and for nice lady in the parking lot who let me borrow her cell phone. Maybe she once had a zombie baby.
Anyway, my zombie baby is now sleeping, with apparently a very full tummy of my brain synapses. I hope he appreciates them. Maybe he'll be the next Einstein for my troubles.