Woman: looks at clock and notices friends are arriving in two hours. Perfect. Just enough time to put fresh towels in the bathrooms, refill the soap dispensers, set the table, dust the living room, finish preparing the food, pick up the toy room, get the kids in their costumes, and maybe, if I have time, put a comb through my hair and put on some lipstick.
Man: looks at the clock and notices friends are arriving in two hours: Awesome. Two hours of DJ Hero before they get here.
10 years ago
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Agreed. Also, most men pee standing up. I don't though.
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